3.8.5  Someone please tell me the nude code!!!!!

         <groan!......>

         This question gets a little boring when asked for the 30,000th
         time.  Read my typing.  There is NO NUDE CODE for any TR game!
         There are some 3rd party patches that can be downloaded and
         used to alter Lara's appearance but there is no magic one touch
         button or complex 'dance' like in the two cheats described
         above.  The patches are 100% unofficial and badly done to boot.

         Before you claim that there is one because somebodies friend of
         a brother's mothers' uncle told you so please consider this;
         why would Eidos open themselves up to possible prosecution by
         including a cheat that would have little Johnny Doe's eyes
         glued permanently to the monitor and his parents reaching for
         their lawyer's business card?  The moral minority (who're
         already a little uptight over the violence and sexual overtones
         in the games) would have the programmers hides for including
         one.

         Apocryphal story time: The question was presented on
         alt.folklore.urban in April 1998 about the urban legend status
         of the TR nude code -- and why so many want to believe in it.
         One of Core's programmers actually responded on the thread and
         said that it's their unofficial policy never to deny it
         outright because it makes it "so much more fun to watch".
         B*st*rds!  In all seriousness it makes you wonder if and by how
         much this rumour increases the game's sales though...


    In addition to all the above, Hywel Jenkins suggested the following
    codes for TR2:

    Always treat Lara like a lady.
    Make sure she's as safe as possible.
    Don't try to undress her.
    Don't make her dive on to the ground from a high platform.
    Don't let crocodiles eat her.
    Don't shoot the monks.